Fill the cocktail shaker ¾ of the way full of ice. Put in vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec and sour. Shake like you're Shakira on stage at your first concert. This is the key.
Divide (ice and all) between two glasses (if a lot of space remains, fill with more ice) and top with to the brim with coke.
Take a nap.
Recipe by Talia Bunting at https://www.taliabunting.com/memorial-day-cocktails/